Definitions by zombiewizard45

bxstie

An alternative form of bestie that replaces the first E with an X to parody Latinx.

"So yeah, that's why it's super problematic to call yourself Latino."

"So true, bxstie!"

bxstie by zombiewizard45 November 17, 2021

dong koozie 

1. A vagina, anus, or mouth as used in intercourse.
2. (by extension) One whose orifice(s) are used for such purposes.

"I thought Rupert was mine first, not some multigenerational family dong koozie." -Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, "The Talented Mr. Stewie"

dong koozie by zombiewizard45 November 15, 2021

qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp 

When you're so bored that you draw alternating horseshoes rightwards slanting rightwards across a qwerty keyboard, starting with a U. Not to be confused with zaqwsxedcvfrbgtyhnujmkilop which is when you start with an n.

I thought I was the most bored person on the planet, so I typed in qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp on urban dictionary. At least I'm not in this alone...

qazxswcderfvtgbnhymjuikolp by zombiewizard45 July 27, 2020