koogles

Balls, Nut Sack, a Koogle tea bag

Yea Baby...Suck My Koogles!!

by Darren April 7, 2005

The Kooples

A French store that has branches in the UK that sells clothes to idiot couples that want to dress so they match each other.

Clothes are generally expensive and stylish and are therefore popular with hipster wankers in areas such as Shoreditch.

A- Hey man, have you seen that new mens blazer in The Kooples store?

B- Yeah, it looks awesome, it's really good value too at £330. Me and my girl were going to get the his and hers version. Luckily I have £800 to spare after someone published a book of my poems from my blog about vintage stuff that no one even knows/cares about.

A- Yeah, you guys are going to look awesome. Remind me not to be seen with you when you wear them.

by JRDAWG December 16, 2012

Koogler

A German God who oozed sex appeal. He was the complete embodiment of physical perfection.

Koogler was even mightier than Testiclees, the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.

by applefuz January 1, 2009

koovles

n. A Cuban who smells like beets and ketchup.

A koovles sat next to me at the theater and I almost vomited.

by Bruce Reif June 4, 2005

koogesan

when said horrible coincidences begin to arise
he whose name we shall not speak even voldemort is afraid of it . the devil screams when he hears the word

shay shay - koogesan
girlfriend walks in - whose felicia

by @orals July 25, 2018

Koogle

A cross eyed retarded looking individual

Hey check out thay Koogle over there.

by steve noble November 24, 2003

Koogle it

When your engineering calculations don't work out and you make up something more convenient.

These calculations show that we need 4 levels of reshoring but that's a whole lot of shit

Ahh... just Koogle it... 2 is enough!

by Eye dew knot no mi nayme November 21, 2010