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noun.
sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "k."
"I know you was cheating with Kevin bitch you got kooge all over you."
by splenda December 02, 2004
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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