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Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.
Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!
Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010
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When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Mieke Kröger 

an idol, someone to look up to.

unique, positive, down to earth.
Person A: Mieke Kröger
Person B: Mieke Kröger
Mieke Kröger by Denniisss February 27, 2022
Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.
1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.
Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

Kroger Feet 

When white trash parents and kids walk around Kroger with no shoes on, and bottoms of their feet get black as coal.
Look at Kalie over there with no shoes on. Ooh you know she's got Kroger Feet.
Kroger Feet by jsc4213 March 25, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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