The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.

Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!

kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

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Koggensnorken

A word that sounds like a mixture between German, Dutch and English. Its used as an answer if your humor is pretty irreversibly damaged, you try to sound like youre speaking another language or dont really know what to say.

Person A: "Hey, why do you have such a weird humor?"

Person B: "Koggensnorken."

Koggensnorken by Teto51 April 21, 2022

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Mokai Kongen

A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.

Guy 1: "Who's that guy over there splitting pussy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just Mokai Kongen"

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kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.

Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!

kootenay time by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

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kootenay time

It's all about the easy going, stress free, slow pace of life in the Kootenay area. Where a given time is merely a ballpark figure. Take time, slow down, enjoy the view, smile, chat with a stranger, stop and smell the roses, do whatever makes you happy and don't ever rush it....not for anyone.

Wife: "would you hurry up and get ready! We need to be in town by 7:00!"

Husband: "Relax babe, we're on Kootenay time, we'll get there eventually"

kootenay time by Rootsrock September 11, 2016