7 definition by splenda

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One who behaves in an irrational or immature manner
Don't be such a doofus!!!
by Splenda June 21, 2001

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An outstanding performance, concept, or product
Those burgers were simply brilliant!!!
by Splenda June 21, 2001

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verb, circa 1999.
To kick ass.
that cute boy rocks the witch, asian-style.
by splenda December 01, 2004

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a method of transportation used to transport and deliver illegal substances, i.e. drungs.
"Ima throw my bitch up on dat greyhound so's she can pick up dat bird dem puerto-ricans owe me."
by splenda December 01, 2004

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noun.
sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "k."
"I know you was cheating with Kevin bitch you got kooge all over you."
by splenda December 02, 2004

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noun. the sperm from any male whose name starts with the letter "d." also see pooge and kooge
kelly had dan's dooge all over her bed
by splenda December 01, 2004

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noun.
the semen from any male whose name starts with the letter 'p.'
"Were you with Paul last night?"
"Yeah, he pooged on me."
by splenda December 02, 2004

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