Koofed

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To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked

When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.

Koofed by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020

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koofer

An old test used for studying; this lingo is used exclusive at Virginia Tech.

Student 1: Are you worried about the big test?
Student 2: Nah, I used a koofer to study...

koofer by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006

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kofoed

Kofoed: the sexiest creatures to walk on the earth or wheel in a wheelchair. Originally from Idaho, but rumored to have migrated south into Utah. Some Kofoeds have been known to multiply like rabbits! If you meet a Kofoed, watch out, they also have been known to bite!

Wow! That girl is hot, and feisty! She must be a Kofoed

kofoed by A Kofoed! November 25, 2013

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koofey

also known as "koofey smack" created by dipset's jim jones. Koofey is a very hard slap.

"koofey smack that nigga" "yo you slapped the koofey out that nigga"

koofey by D~Legal November 10, 2004

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kooked out

Term for a aircraft pilot who has no idea what he or she is doing and should be grounded for life.

This guy is all "kooked out" what an idiot.

kooked out by RWhitlow December 13, 2006

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Kooked

Australasian slang meaning to make a mistake particularly in a funny way.

"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."

Kooked by Bilson Beug October 3, 2019

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kooked

To be somewhat amusingly crazy but not necessarily in a bad or threatening way. Someone can be temporarily kooked due to an event or generally be kooked all the time. For instance, Molly Shannon and Andy Dick are kooked but Tom Cruise and Hannibal Lector are not.

This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.

1. "I just saw Brad Pitt on the street and I started screaming like a banchee and whipped my top off to get his attention. I totally went kooked."

2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."

kooked by Doyouknowthewaytosanjose February 11, 2007

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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