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Kofoed: the sexiest creatures to walk on the earth or wheel in a wheelchair. Originally from Idaho, but rumored to have migrated south into Utah. Some Kofoeds have been known to multiply like rabbits! If you meet a Kofoed, watch out, they also have been known to bite!
Wow! That girl is hot, and feisty! She must be a Kofoed
kofoed by A Kofoed! November 25, 2013
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a family name, nortic in decent, meaning "cow foot" or "cow hoove." The first man to be given this family name won a ancient viking battle by killing the opposing king with a cow's leg bone hence koefoed. needless to say all decendients are beyond badass. they kick ass, get ass, pound ass, slamm ass, grab ass, rarely kiss ass, and have even been known to stomp ass.
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Koefoed by rkoefoed February 2, 2010
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To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked
When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.
Koofed by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026