Koofed 

To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked

When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.

Koofed by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020

koofer

An old test used for studying; this lingo is used exclusive at Virginia Tech.

Student 1: Are you worried about the big test?
Student 2: Nah, I used a koofer to study...

koofer by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006

kofoed 

Kofoed: the sexiest creatures to walk on the earth or wheel in a wheelchair. Originally from Idaho, but rumored to have migrated south into Utah. Some Kofoeds have been known to multiply like rabbits! If you meet a Kofoed, watch out, they also have been known to bite!

Wow! That girl is hot, and feisty! She must be a Kofoed

kofoed by A Kofoed! November 25, 2013

koofey 

also known as "koofey smack" created by dipset's jim jones. Koofey is a very hard slap.

"koofey smack that nigga" "yo you slapped the koofey out that nigga"

koofey by D~Legal November 10, 2004

kooked out

Term for a aircraft pilot who has no idea what he or she is doing and should be grounded for life.

This guy is all "kooked out" what an idiot.

kooked out by RWhitlow December 13, 2006

Kooked 

Australasian slang meaning to make a mistake particularly in a funny way.

"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."

Kooked by Bilson Beug October 3, 2019

kooked 

To be somewhat amusingly crazy but not necessarily in a bad or threatening way. Someone can be temporarily kooked due to an event or generally be kooked all the time. For instance, Molly Shannon and Andy Dick are kooked but Tom Cruise and Hannibal Lector are not.

This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.

1. "I just saw Brad Pitt on the street and I started screaming like a banchee and whipped my top off to get his attention. I totally went kooked."

2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."

kooked by Doyouknowthewaytosanjose February 11, 2007