Koofed

To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked

When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.

by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020

Koof

at wall high school, it means "just kidding" or "psych!"

-"dude i banged your girlfriend this weekend"
"are you fucking kidding me!?"
-"Koof!"

by k00f69 December 18, 2010

Koof

The hair surrounding a nipple.

My koofs were getting mad long so i had to trim them lol.

by ddreyyyyy October 6, 2012

Koof

Whatever you want it to mean

Bro, I just wanna koof.
Damn dude you koofed me!

by Biggles1234567 December 20, 2016

The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by infection with the SARS-CoV-2 virus, aka the "novel coronavirus".

They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.

by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020

koof

Many meanings. Kool. Gay People. Kool People. Kool Gay People. Gay Kool Gay People. hazel. Gay Kool Gay Kool People.

you’re so fucking koof

by nigger faggot lover July 17, 2018

koof

To strike someone down with brute force and strength using a weapon such as a green or red shell in an effort to sabotage an opponent in Mario Kart.

"Get koofed Toad!"
"Prepare to be koofed."
"I will koof you."

by Garies April 17, 2006