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Kongtard 

A Kongtard is a dumbass who thinks that Kong is gonna beat Godzilla.
Smoothbrain Beta Male: “I think Kong is gonna beat Godzilla!”

Based Alpha Male: ”Stfu Kongtard”
Kongtard by shawn.pog January 28, 2021
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kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

kongtard 

Someone who likes King kong too much. Like a weeaboo except for king kong
Someone: Omg I love king kong like I would fuck him backwards
Me: What a kongtard
kongtard by bigdikdan January 27, 2021

Nova Kongmalay 

Loves FAT BLACK bitches. Ending racism one step at a time
Are you Nova Kongmalay eating all those brownies

Kongratulations

A word of praise for someone who has just earned a Kongregate achievement
MegaDeath_187: Congratulations! You just earned the Out with a Ding Badge and 15 points!

gadget593: Kongratulations!
Kongratulations by gadget593 September 8, 2011

johnny konway 

a hot white bearded musician covered in tattoos
'Dayum, let me get some of that Johnny Konway to go'
johnny konway by Lucky Brockton March 14, 2014