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The state of mind you feel once you have sniiffed a big line of ketamine, and smoked a joint of high grade skunk.
Hello dave, u b look a little bit koned
Koned by splodgeaz1 June 28, 2010
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When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
Related Words
Koned • konek • kaned • kone • KonekoKitten • kenedy • Kenedi • kondo • koneko • Koner

konec hry 

To win a game, usually in a fashion where one completely destroys his/her opponents.

Derived from "Achtung Die Kurve" or (commonly referred to as "Curve Fever") in which konec hry appears in bold letters to demonstrate a player's victory.
William: I'm the best at this game, you'll never beat me Pinkney
Harrison: you'll never konec hry anyone ever Fred you gimp
konec hry by heychjay June 12, 2018

kondaism 

The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome
Followers of Kondaism revere Peter Drinklege ( The imp in "Game of Thrones")
kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014
The koneko was playfully batting at specks of dust floating in the air . . .
koneko by Meew December 29, 2005
Someone that is positive and always striving to be the best. Also timid but cocky at times. Can also be used to explain something spectacular.
"That's a kone right there" or "Did you see that kone dunk?!"
Kone by ualreadyknowson August 16, 2009
Aku tak suka kau. Muka kau mcm konek.
Konek by Rasidi himself. September 9, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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