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kombucha girl
a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.
"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."
kombucha girl by thecoolcow January 9, 2020
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kombuchcooch
A juicy pussy that tastes phenomenally. Typically located on a woman whose diet consists of vegan, non-gmo, gluten free foods and consumes an absurd amount of kombucha daily.
You remember Teresa from yoga class? Well, I went down on her the other day and she got that kombuchcooch.
kombuchcooch by Kombuchcooch February 14, 2018
kombucha
A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.
kombucha by Anita Molina August 3, 2005
Kombucha Lair
The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT.
Kombucha Lair by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019
kombucha
A pro-biotic drink that you can make at home and it looks just like those pancake creatures on star trek - the ones only trekkies know about. Mr Spock's a big fan. Your first drought will scare the shit out of you. Its a SCOBY!