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Kolito (noun): A term associated with viral food videos originating from Africa, characterized by African women preparing dishes in a manner reminiscent of Chinese cooking techniques. Typically, these videos depict the use of excessive amounts of oil in a wok, often contained in a bag, which is heated until it bursts. The women add various ingredients, such as protein and red chilis, while energetically shouting in Chinese. They then cover the wok aggressively, allowing the ingredients to cook until reduced. The final dish is shown served hot. Notably, these videos often feature young African children in close proximity to the hot oil, raising concerns about safety. Speculation regarding the compensation and treatment of the performers in these videos is common. The word kolito can be used to characterize a video OR the people in the video.
The little kolito is standing to close to the hot oil. I hate these kolito videos.
kolito by Bad Emmer Effer April 8, 2024
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koliogang 

Koliogang is the worlds most exclusive gang.
Website: koliogang.xyz
Discord invite code: S8tehZg
Koliogang we raping your children.
koliogang by koliogang February 22, 2020
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An artist on social media platforms known to draw things that make people question life. Kogito really needs to seek some help but some might say their art talent is good.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Kogito before?"

Later

Person 2: "I should've stayed curious."
Kogito by Random_Human_Being July 19, 2023
The brightest most awesome person everyone wants to be. He is not only blessed in every way, luck always follows him everywhere. He is a hard worker and anything he touches turns into gold. He is very fortunate and lives his life to the fullest.
It is boring without Kolton here.
Kolton by Thetruthhasspoken March 9, 2017
A great and sexy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. Likes being in a long term relationship. He doesnt like anything better then being with his girl friend. Has the swagger of a champion. Funny is his middle name. He is hardcore and parties hard. Very romantic.
Girl 1: "I miss having a Kolton"

Girl 2: "Well Kolton gave you many chances"

Girl 1: "I'll get my Kolton back"
Kolton by MisFit0007 June 5, 2009
Kolton is special, he makes Everything better. He’s not to much of a charming one, he usually picks people that shouldn’t be picked Over the ones that actually were helping them and being there for them. He is handsome, smart, funny, and caring. He doesn’t always make girls or even boy feel good about themselves, especially by ignoring them or not enjoying their presents. He’s is athletic but smart and focuses on everything he does.
Kolton is amazing
Kolton by Jkbingukngugf May 20, 2019
Kolton's a total babe.

He has the Most gorgeous eyes, and is the definition of a beautiful man.
Kolton is made of sugar and spice & everything nice.
Truly a loveable human being.
Kolton, is the man of my dreams.
Kolton by Treehugger007 April 19, 2019
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