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kokanaugh 

a sudden burst of sexual tension delivered by a stallion.

it may leave lucky men, women, and children in a state of shock and awe.
oh shit, i just got kokanaugh'd. what a shock and awe!
kokanaugh by olga koklova April 16, 2008
Words you can keep

Kavanaugh’ed 

Getting shit faced drunk on beer with a bunch of dudes and then waking up with no idea of where you were or what you did the night before
I don’t remember meeting that bitch because I Kavanaugh’ed that night
Kavanaugh’ed by Lululab September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'ed 

(Verb) - describing the action of getting drugged with the intent of being raped or gang raped
Damn, she got "kavanaugh'ed".
-or-
Be careful don't get "kavanaugh'ed".
-or-
I got so drunk last night I could've been "kavanaugh'ed".
kavanaugh'ed by T-REX-AS October 12, 2018

kavanaugh'd 

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!
The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.
kavanaugh'd by ElDiabloBlue September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.
Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?

kavanaugh'd 

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".
Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.
kavanaugh'd by Pancake the Syrupinater September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh Cocktail 

A beverage spiked with grain alcohol or roofies.
She won’t remember shit if she drinks the Kavanaugh Cocktail.
Hey, did you mix up the Kavanaugh cocktails bro?
Kavanaugh Cocktail by Mixologist 82 September 30, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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