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Internet slang for something that is even cooler than Uber Cool.
Pronounced - Koi - like CO in cot.
Lok - like LOI in loin.
(Invented by chunkylefunga In 1995)
a) Dude I just won the lottery.
B) Koilok
koilok by chunkylefunga January 28, 2007
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kilokasai 

1. A chode
2. An expression that symbolizes a douchebag with a penis wider than it is long.
3. An expression that symbolizes that your a piece of shit.
1. You're such a kilokasai!
2. "KILOKASAI" (Say the word alone to mindfuck others into thinking it's gibberish, but in reality its saying that they are a fuckin chode)
kilokasai by blazehayes April 24, 2013
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Kilokannak 

A lot of weight.
An unthinkable weight.
He has "kilokannak" of rice on his back.
Kilokannak by Picasso Kunjappan January 24, 2023

Spiro kolokouris 

A type of person who believes in greek gods and is the reason there is gay people in this world. And you wonder who delivers you depression well thats spiro cancer and........... SPIRO IS A NONCE<(LOOK IT UP)
oh look at me, my name is Spiro Kolokouris ,and I'm Santa's bitch boy
Spiro kolokouris by Haami September 6, 2018

foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok 

This Maltese slang word translates to "fuck god fucking sperm holy mary you're annoying my penis gay person"
Mary. "What happened Owen? You look really troubled"

Owen. "foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok leave me alone"

kolokotronis 

Kolokotronis means stoneass
Kolokotronis is used when u wanna insult someone
Eisai megalos kolokotronis h poutsa sou dn adexi splaxnies mono roufoskampinian8es kariolaki

Tin gamisa to mouni ke me fonaze kolokotroni
kolokotronis by K3taminhs April 6, 2021

Kolokefalo

A greek slang word meaning ass head
you bloody kolokefalo
Kolokefalo by Metallica is life January 27, 2019
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