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When ones fist goes up another mans anus
Joe why does your fist smell,i kohuried pam last night
kohuri by kohuri June 27, 2014
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The sexiest man alive, desired by both men and women. Mildly racist, homophobic, misogynistic, discriminative, pro-slavery, and a Nazi supporter. He may not have any eyesight at all but he has a great ass. He is some sort of weird white/brown halfsie. His aura causes you to desire to monch on his ass. If you stare at him long enough he will do something gay or that makes him seem mentally unstable. Despite looking like king Farquaad, he straight up gets puss and dick from everyone. He's the kind of guy to kiss more dudes than his girlfriend. His grandpa is the definition of GILF
Gerald if you're reading this, I'm DTF.
Bro that dude is straight up checking you out over there, what a KOURIN.
Kourin by Hashtagsquad March 17, 2019
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Kourisexual 

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.
John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school
Kourisexual by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

kourishibiz 

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).
You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday
kourishibiz by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020
n: the unit of weight used in measuring massive craps.
Casey just took a huge shit, that must weigh at least 12 kourics.
kourics by D Wilk November 2, 2007
Kouri, a honest, fun loving, caring, selfless person who puts others before herself, often more times then putting her own self first. Extremely funny, on fire heart for god, BEAUTIFUL, long golden flocks of beauty for hair, the cutest smile in the world, all the guys want her but only one gets her and they will be together for the rest of eternity with god kept before both the two of these compassionate lovers. She honestly is the closest thing to an angel on this earth as it gets. Shes a gift from God to everyone who gets the privilege to meet her, especially her boyfriend.
Yes Kouri, you think i'm not talking about you, maybe a different kouri. But your wrong I am talking about you

Me: Hey do you know kouri?

You: Wait you mean the pretty one who acts like christ?!

Me: Thats the one!!
Kouri by everyone whos ever met you January 11, 2012
Köhrig is a universal word which means "really good", "real" or only "extreme"

Köhrig is quite well known in western austria, but nobody will understand this in central or eastern austria.

Be köhrig and use this word, folks!
How's the soup? It's köhrig, mommy!
Well how was your day, honey? Mhm, köhrig.
Do you wanna go köhrig drinking tonight?
köhrig by Frank_the_tank June 27, 2007
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