kourics

n: the unit of weight used in measuring massive craps.

Casey just took a huge shit, that must weigh at least 12 kourics.

kourics by D Wilk November 2, 2007

kurics 

The measurement of shit, each kuric is around 2 1/2 lbs. Made from the South park episode "More Crap".

"Dude, i took a shit so big it must have been at least 5 kurics."

kurics by Turbatio October 27, 2007

Kourisexual 

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.

John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school

Kourisexual by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

kourishibiz 

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).

You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday

kourishibiz by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020