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A complete douchebag.. socialist bastard, accepts no view as being correct but his own, if one does not see something the "Koach way", it cannot possibly be right.
The Koach 5 step method to win any debate.
1) you cant accept anyones opinion other than your own... fact means nothing because anything is possible
2) nice try, your not reading it the way i want you to read it, you mean nothing
3) apples and freakin oranges, i cant see a relationship so it cannot exist!
4) You win, my argument is meaningless but i cant be bothered to admit im wrong
5) counter insult, my silliness is in the public view, proceed with reclaimer to protect glorious image
koach by Stormy_ December 16, 2008
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Kachow Moment 

Popularly used in the sentence that's a kachow moment.

Originally picked up as slang from the movie cars by Pixar and Disney.
Guy1: I can't believe he said that it's so funny
Guy2: This is such a kachow moment.

A kachow moment is similar to a bruh moment
Kachow Moment by SG3xHERO August 17, 2020
Related Words
koach • koachii • Kachigga • Kachina • Kachi • Kachigger • Kachowski • KAACHI • Kach • kachemine
The word "Kachewy" was created by Emerson Fitzgerald and means problem.
Wow what a big kachewy we're in.
Kachewy by The mixed tape November 8, 2014
If you are in a red car and you pass another car, you are obligated to flash your headlights and yell "Kachow!" Or when you get into a car accident.

Yes my dude
Guy One: I just ran over that homeless man.
Guy Two: Dude, you forgot to say "Kachow!"
Guy One: Shit, I'll get it right this time, hang on.
Kachow by FaZe Pvssyslayer September 19, 2017

Kachiga my Nigga

What Lightning McQueen says when he tries to fit in with his token black car friend
Lightning McQueen: "Ey wassup B?"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "Shut up Lightning McGay"
Lightning McQueen: "Aight, Kachiga my Nigga"
Rolls Royce or some other type of car black people drive idfk: "U can't say that ur white"
Kachiga my Nigga by PastramiBoi February 19, 2017

kachi oong 

inadequate sleep, usually in reference to a small child.
Why's bunts so eggy today? He probably has kachi oong since he had that 7am flight to India today.
kachi oong by Purvuthbhai Paido August 26, 2012
The best Cars Meme. Usually used for banter.

Word used for hello.
Kachiga, my nigga.
kachiga by MichaelBarr November 16, 2016
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Respectfully 

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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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