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Kachowski 

A Kachowski is a cross between Disney's Lightning McQueen and Mike Wazoski. Kachowski has two large eyes, the physical body of a car, and arms like a small green monster.
Wow, he's got a Kachowski shirt! I sure wish I could be cool like him.
Kachowski by Casual Kachowski November 13, 2017

Kachowski 

In mythology it was known as the one-eyed monster car, however in the contemporary age it has been used as slang for some fast cunt.
Holy fuck! Look at that Kachowski go!
Kachowski by tyronetenner October 12, 2017

Kachowski 

The latter part of the name of the hybrid Mike Kachowski. Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. films and Lightning McQueen synthesised together in perfect harmony. Can be used as an expression of fear, hate and excitement.
Jack: WOW Joe you're so bad.
Joe: KACHOWSKI im out!

Joe: Kachowski! You just got wrecked!
Kachowski by GrandFatherPapí April 7, 2019

Mike Kachowski 

When someone makes a ugly monster like a frog thing with one eye mixed with lightning mcqueen.Also used for when anyone gets head UGHH.
My friend gave me a Mike Kachowski

mary kachowski

dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”
mary kachowski by soodoedum October 16, 2019

Francisco Lachowski 

A Brazilian male model, and one of the hottest guys in this universe.
Have you seen Francisco Lachowski ?
Yes, and I jizzed
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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