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Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich
My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night
Joff Knobie by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010
Related Words
knoxie • knoxy • knoxed • Knoxi • Knowie • knoxbert • Knoxed Up • Knoxian • Knoxing • Knoxing it

obi-wan knobie 

the best jedi in all of internet history
makes jedi meme thats got obi-wan knobie thats gonna be so popular
obi-wan knobie by pokeboi1112 March 11, 2021

Fort Knoxing 

Breaking into Fort Knox and making away with the gold. This is a euphemism describing a Man marrying a Rich Woman for her money. Similar to Golddigger by with the gender roles reversed.
Rich woman: I hope he's not Fort Knoxing me.
Fort Knoxing by thecheesecakeman September 15, 2010
Someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. Also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. Often times a coworker who knows everything "just ask them" except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back
Worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us
Knowie by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016
A person who worships knox and his "flash" so much, that he will vote 0 and write abusive reviews on knox parodies on newgrounds.com, telling them to "Go to hell, Knox is the most talented flash artist and you suck!", because he obviously can't take a joke about an artist, just because he's a fanboy.

Synonyms: knox nazis, knox fans with no sense of humor (except only for knox's "flash"), knox fan boys, etc.

It's kind of like of what a toadie is to legendary frog and what a Foam-Head is to illwillpress and/or foamy
A knoxi wrote a bad review on my movie, just because it was bashing knox.

Knoxis complained that one of knox's dubs got flagged, and then they all jumped for joy when a person unflagged it, once again letting Knox get away with breaking NG rules, even though RenegadeClock's overdub of one of Knox's movies got deleted. Pure hypocritism if you asked me.
Knoxi by ShortbusGus February 20, 2005

Pulling a Knoxe 

The act of someone showing up to a party uninvited. Especially if they’re been denied multiple times
“Should we try get into that motive?”
“Nah ngl we cant be pulling a Knoxe that’s a bit wet”
Pulling a Knoxe by Jsonmyfeet39 April 24, 2019
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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