Definitions by MADMAC777

hubass 

The total jack ass that for some reason or another you settled on. Usually self-centered, arrogant, and quite simply never meets the needs of his spouse ... also spouses often report feelings of wanting to punch him in the face just from looking at him ....

It's girls nite out Katie , can you come out and play ? ... no my hubass will be home any minute

hubass by MADMAC777 July 21, 2017

Knowie 

Someone who , no matter what your talking about, has done the same thing, usually better. Also someone who knows everything and likes to critique everything you do despite the fact they can hardly function as human beings. Often times a coworker who knows everything "just ask them" except the fact that everyone calls him knowie behind his back

Worker1- do you know how to work this new machine?
Worker2- no but knowie just got here late and I'm sure he's gonna tell us

Knowie by MADMAC777 August 7, 2016

Hummed

The act of Getting paid for a forty hour week , when not workin 40 hours...

Man1: I wuz late to work 3 days thiz week and the boss man hummed me anyway, yo...

Man2: straight up?

Hummed by MADMAC777 August 6, 2016