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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard
Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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Since you known
Evidence in court.
Since you already know you must already know.
Since you known you must be in possession of a custom webbrowser or something.
You know everything.
Since you already know you must already know.
Since you known you must be in possession of a custom webbrowser or something.
You know everything.
Since you known by Cody5050 January 22, 2023
where will you do known begun in between?
An open ended question:
1. If it is ask during a middle of a conversation, the answer is Earth.
2. If it is ask in the beginning of a conversation, it simply means: sup, hi, hello, what's up?, how's is going?, what are u up to?, did you eat yet?
1. If it is ask during a middle of a conversation, the answer is Earth.
2. If it is ask in the beginning of a conversation, it simply means: sup, hi, hello, what's up?, how's is going?, what are u up to?, did you eat yet?
Ex 1.
Will: So I saw this chick the other day and I wanted to bang the shit outta her
Jon: That's nice.
Will: btw, where will you do known begun in between?
Jon: huh?
Will answer the question.
Jon: i don't know the answer
Will: answer is Earth, you idiot, everyone knows this...it's common knowledge!
Ex.2
Jay:where will you do known begun in between?
Will:nm...just fed my dog Shwygur, bout to go blaze
Jay: nice
Will: So I saw this chick the other day and I wanted to bang the shit outta her
Jon: That's nice.
Will: btw, where will you do known begun in between?
Jon: huh?
Will answer the question.
Jon: i don't know the answer
Will: answer is Earth, you idiot, everyone knows this...it's common knowledge!
Ex.2
Jay:where will you do known begun in between?
Will:nm...just fed my dog Shwygur, bout to go blaze
Jay: nice
where will you do known begun in between? by Shwygur July 8, 2009
`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`
`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`
`~`I Promise You, I Allison Christina Robles, Also Known As, America Ferrera, Is Going To Do Something About Burials, I Promise You, I`~`
You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"
Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Forward Notion
Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Forward Notion
Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Going To Kill You For Any Reason, So Please Believe The Forward Notion
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