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British slang, not that common any more.
An insult, Knotted makes reference to either your guts or your willy. Always acompanied by 'Get...'.
"Get Knotted, you bastard".
"He can go get Knotted".
Knotted by Eamon Hale August 9, 2004
Knotted
She wants be knotted
Knotted by Athlete mal November 17, 2021

Knotted up 

Describes a man who is dressed up in an outfit that includes a tie.
Pledges look pretty spiffed on Mondays when they have to be knotted up all day.
Knotted up by Knotted up March 8, 2020

Knotted Up 

To be unable to defecate due to being in a constipated state of existence. Suffering from severe constipation.
Roger was late to work because he spent too long on the toilet trying to heave a turd but it never released and he remained knotted up through the day.
Knotted Up by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2016

knotted smile 

A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.
I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.
knotted smile by fav January 27, 2007

knotted balloon 

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.
Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.
knotted balloon by Really real dude November 20, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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