Get My Drink On

Weezy: Hey Laquifa, whazzup ?
Laquifa: Ize justa waiting for Jamaal to step in. Soonze he get heah, Ize gonna fix him up a turkey pot pie !
Weezy: Youze got plans afta dat ?
Laquifa: Yeeah, Ize gonna head on up to Lamonts' crib. You wonna come?
Weezy: Whatyu gonna be doin' at Lamont's?
Laquifa: Ize gonna get my drink on ! Innerested ?
Weezy: I'll chek wit Rolando..mabbe he wanna come !
Laquifa: Vright !
by Fav February 15, 2008
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snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.
Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.
by Fav December 03, 2006
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Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.
Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.
by Fav April 16, 2008
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Down on the Muffin

Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.
Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !
by Fav February 14, 2008
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Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.
Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !
by Fav February 12, 2008
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firsting

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.
by fav January 20, 2007
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meat schlop

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.
by fav January 27, 2007
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