fav's definitions

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

dude skid

The mark your log leaves inside the toilet bowl.

Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dude skid she left for me. Insane to think she just logged out!

by fav January 27, 2007

knotted smile

A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.

I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.

by fav January 27, 2007

shit helmet

When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.

When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.

by fav January 27, 2007

meat schlop

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

by fav January 27, 2007

the other room

The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.

Man, nobody told me what a small cunt Amy has. I plowed my big hard cock right into the other room.

by fav January 29, 2007

clam stabbing

Male to female vagina intercourse.

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.

by Fav December 1, 2006