snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.
Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !
by Fav February 13, 2008
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mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.
I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.
by Fav December 02, 2006
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cunt stunt

When women perform stunts with their cunts.
After shooting ping pong balls from her hole, Helen's next cunt stunt involved sitting on an open bottle and picking it up off the bar.
by Fav December 02, 2006
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Love Shim

Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.
Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !
by Fav February 15, 2008
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Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.
Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !
by Fav February 15, 2008
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foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.
By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.
by Fav December 01, 2006
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Camel Toe

A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.
Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !
by Fav July 11, 2008
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