fav's definitions

knotted smile

A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.

I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.

by fav January 27, 2007

Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by Fav April 13, 2008

newbury boy

A male who was raised in Newbury Massachusetts. He probably had his first pot pipe before his teenage years and he threw every fucking thing he could find at cars, houses and the like. He was also probably from a decent family but has done absolutely nothing with his life. If you would like to meet him, just go to the Thirsty Whale at last call. He'll be the one standing at the bar contemplating finger fucking one of the local skanks and also how he is going to elude the pigs on the way home.

When last home and while driving down route 1, I spied Colby hitch-hiking to work. Must have lost his license again to another DWI. Fucking typical Newbury boy!

by Fav December 3, 2006

Oysters Rockefeller

Vaginas of girls from wealthy families. Otherwise known as O-Rock.

Fav: Wanna head over to Governor Dummer Academy to play some tennis and scoop some Oysters Rockefeller?
Mace: Grab the rackets, I'll get the car.
Fav: Sweet !

by Fav April 22, 2008

dude skid

The mark your log leaves inside the toilet bowl.

Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dude skid she left for me. Insane to think she just logged out!

by fav January 27, 2007

quarter pounder

A fat and meaty vagina. Large and thick labia minora and majora.

Mary wasn't a typical teenage girl, she had quite the quarter pounder between her legs.

by Fav December 1, 2006

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006