knoobed

"Kneed In The Boob"

You just knoobed me!

by soul_thief April 4, 2015

Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.

Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.

by MikeBus September 3, 2010

Knobbed

To have sex

i knobbed her

by Jay See February 23, 2004

fart knobbed

When you are having anal with a girl and she farts on your knob..."Fart knob"

Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...

by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013

knobbed

When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.

Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.

by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011

Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

knoobe

A very smart way of saying 'n00b'

stfu u stupid knoobe

by Razier September 18, 2008