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The Nuneaton Knobber
A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.
The Nuneaton Knobber by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022
Armed Knobbery
The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.
BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.
BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?
Jeb: Ha! Both.
Armed Knobbery by The Shizifist May 25, 2011
knoose
When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.
knoose by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013
knooger
n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.
v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.
v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.
Knobber Nugget
When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.
Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”
Knobber Nugget by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019
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