knoobe

A very smart way of saying 'n00b'

stfu u stupid knoobe

by Razier September 18, 2008

The Nuneaton Knobber

A man who lies in the alley way next to Sainsburys in Nuneaton flashing anyone who comes by. some deem him a threat to society others a local hero.

OH MY GOD ITS THE NUNEATON KNOBBER!

by The Nuneaton Knobber June 24, 2022

Armed Knobbery

The act of forcibly taking a cock into one's hand and jacking it up and down whilst the mouth slides up and down the shaft in unison or opposition.

BillyBob: Where's that whore you call a girlfriend?

Jeb: Campus police caught her blowing one of her professors in the parking lot. She's down in county lockup... prolly likin' some stank-ass prison guard snatch.

BillyBob: Did they charge her with Armed Knobbery or Public Incocksuckation?

Jeb: Ha! Both.

by The Shizifist May 25, 2011

knoose

When your friend fucks up the spelling of noose you came here hoping for a meaning but in all actuality it's spelled Noose and "Knoose" isn't a real word so you're all twats.

"Go hang yourself in a knoose"
"... You're an idiot..."

by FUCKYOURGODDAMNPSEUDONYMS1 November 13, 2013

knooger

n a legendary creature which is known to perform sexual acts on alost anything, moving or otherwise.

v to identify a want to have sexual interactions with an object.

n Growing up, Knooger's friend would sleep with anything that moved. Knooger didn't see a reason to limit himself.

v Doug wants to knooger Red.

by Off Topic November 18, 2007

Knobber Nugget

When an individual is giving their partner head in the sixty-nine position and all of a sudden they see a dingle berry.

Brad “Why did you get up and stop?”
Shelly “I was into it until I saw your knobber nugget. Now get up and wash your ass.”

by Hamsterjam April 7, 2019

Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010