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Knockouts and Knockouts Haircuts for Men are the trade names of an American salon chain with a boxing (and mixed martial arts) /sex appeal theme targeting men. NBC's "The Today Show" and CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" and other media have labeled Knockouts the Hooters of Haircutting. Knockouts employs an attractive all-female staff of licensed hair stylists and massage therapists. The services include haircuts, hair coloring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, and six types of massage therapy.
Dude, if you want a cool haircut and a FREE beer, go to Knockouts, they are the Hooters of Haircutting.
Knockouts by El Jefe Viernes May 20, 2009
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A combination of energy drinks that is delicious and potent. ingredients:
1 XL monster
1 bottle of NoS
2 redlines

mix all together in a gallon jug. serves 1-5 people depending on serving size.
those knockouts last night helped me stay up for hours
knockouts by cmrsyxp September 26, 2010

The Knockouts 

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!

Barbie Knockout 

The most iconic + popular group chat on Stan Twitter ran by @slimeybarbie. The cause of many viral Twitter scandals and hit tweets. Founded in June 2020.
“omg did you see how barbie knockout raided those group chats last night?”


“omg cupcakke is really an active member of barbie knockout.”


“barbie knockout outsold whalenation.”
Barbie Knockout by imagintears October 16, 2020

Knockout Machine 

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.
Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.
Knockout Machine by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

Knuckle Cheese Knockout 

When a man cums on his fist, and punches his sexual partner in the face.
Dude, Jen told me she cheated on me, so during our break up sex, I gave her a knuckle cheese knockout and stole her purse.

TFP Knockout 

The sexiest creature to exist. The only one who can come close (but not close enough) is TFP Starscream
Me:I know I don't care about looks, but have you seen TFP Knockout, the sexiest creature to exist?!
TFP Knockout by NightmareFoxy117YT November 10, 2019