Knockouts and Knockouts Haircuts for Men are the trade names of an American salon chain with a boxing (and mixed martial arts) /sex appeal theme targeting men. NBC's "The Today Show" and CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" and other media have labeled Knockouts the Hooters of Haircutting. Knockouts employs an attractive all-female staff of licensed hair stylists and massage therapists. The services include haircuts, hair coloring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, and six types of massage therapy.
Dude, if you want a cool haircut and a FREE beer, go to Knockouts, they are the Hooters of Haircutting.
by El Jefe Viernes May 20, 2009
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by cmrsyxp September 26, 2010
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n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses
Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses
Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...
Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!
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by Badass Punk May 1, 2006
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by imagintears October 16, 2020
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by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009
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