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Knockouts and Knockouts Haircuts for Men are the trade names of an American salon chain with a boxing (and mixed martial arts) /sex appeal theme targeting men. NBC's "The Today Show" and CNBC's "The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch" and other media have labeled Knockouts the Hooters of Haircutting. Knockouts employs an attractive all-female staff of licensed hair stylists and massage therapists. The services include haircuts, hair coloring, waxing, manicures, pedicures, and six types of massage therapy.
Dude, if you want a cool haircut and a FREE beer, go to Knockouts, they are the Hooters of Haircutting.
Knockouts by El Jefe Viernes May 20, 2009
Words you can keep
A combination of energy drinks that is delicious and potent. ingredients:
1 XL monster
1 bottle of NoS
2 redlines

mix all together in a gallon jug. serves 1-5 people depending on serving size.
those knockouts last night helped me stay up for hours
knockouts by cmrsyxp September 26, 2010

The Knockouts 

n.
a. A musical quartet of the Power Pop/Mod/Punk Pop genre that can successfully deliver roundhouses to the face of Chuck Norris
b. A group of well dressed ninja warrior musical geniuses

Adj.
a synonym for "Fuckin' sweet, homie!"
Wow, I thought Chuck Norris was immune to roundhouses to the face! Now that I've seen The Knockouts in action, I know otherwise...

Damn Mildred, your tits is The Knockouts!
The Knockouts by Badass Punk May 1, 2006

Barbie Knockout 

The most iconic + popular group chat on Stan Twitter ran by @slimeybarbie. The cause of many viral Twitter scandals and hit tweets. Founded in June 2020.
“omg did you see how barbie knockout raided those group chats last night?”


“omg cupcakke is really an active member of barbie knockout.”


barbie knockout outsold whalenation.”
Barbie Knockout by imagintears October 16, 2020

Knockout Machine 

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.
Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.
Knockout Machine by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

Knuckle Cheese Knockout 

When a man cums on his fist, and punches his sexual partner in the face.
Dude, Jen told me she cheated on me, so during our break up sex, I gave her a knuckle cheese knockout and stole her purse.

TFP Knockout 

The sexiest creature to exist. The only one who can come close (but not close enough) is TFP Starscream
Me:I know I don't care about looks, but have you seen TFP Knockout, the sexiest creature to exist?!
TFP Knockout by NightmareFoxy117YT November 10, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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