Knighter 

The process in which one tries to deceive another out of money. Knighter's are mainly associated with the trade of narcotics, such as marijuana. Term originally derived from the legendary Matt Knight, who has been known to give the most horrible counts of all.

A knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!

x = Amount of money given to you
y = Amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer

x
--- = y
2


(For an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)

Don't worry son, we don't pull knigters around these parts...

Knighter by Printnamehere December 22, 2004

Knighter 

A term associated with Marijuana or and other drug. It is also know as a bad count(usually half of what you want). Bad dealers give you knighters in hope of you thinking they are cool and letting them smoke in your circle.

Matt: yo here is your gram

Scott: no, this is 0.5, stop givin me nighters man

Knighter by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004

Knighter 

Racist, Old white person (Baby Boomer Generation). Usually, are not okay with 'races mixing with other races'. Probably were a part of the KKK.

The deep south is knighter country.

Me and my black friends went out and an old person was staring at us the whole time. Fucking knighters!

Knighter by Sav_knowsbest August 20, 2022

knighter 

Trying to cheat someone out of their money. Usually involved in Drug counts

Jon:We don't pull no Knighters around here.

knighter by Cameron December 15, 2004

All Knighter

When your brain is so scrambled after an all nighter that you have actually convinced yourself that night is spelled "knight."

Darren: Dude, how did you manage to achieve the impossible and actually manage to fail a Microeconomics test?

Daniel: Bro, I have no idea. I even pulled an all knighter for the test!

Darren: No wonder you failed the test....

All Knighter by I_need_sleep September 29, 2011

Dark Knighter 

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.

I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

Dark Knighter by {my/life/has/a/soundtrack} March 9, 2009

Dark All-Knighter 

Pulling a "Dark All-Knighter" is when you go to see the premiere of the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, on Friday morning at 12:01 A.M. or 3:30 A.M. and then stay up all night to go to work that Friday morning.

Yo dude, I went to see premiere of the new Batman movie last night at 12:01 A.M. then had to be in at work this morning at 8 so I pulled a Dark All-Knighter.

Dark All-Knighter by LADAWRXSTi August 10, 2008