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knightess 

A female knight that protects the honor of her Customer's Applications!
Ellie, the knightess stood strong against the Linux Driver attack.
knightess by GentlemanJK April 7, 2015
A woman formally or symbolically granted the rank, duties, and ideals of knighthood, including honor, courage, loyalty, and service. A knightess may serve as a warrior, protector, or champion, bound by a chivalric code equal to that of any knight.
The knightess rode at dawn, her armor gleaming as she swore to defend the realm with honor and courage.
Knightess by Clara Blackwyn December 17, 2025

White Knightess

Female version of a white knight.

Can be a lesbian that vehemently defends thots on Instagram, OR can be a straight woman who kisses the ass of a Chad and constantly sucks up to please men, whilst trashing women because she's " not like other girls "

White knightesses are the most annoying women to exist. Other females hate her, or they ARE her.
Angela: ALL men are good men! We need more male positivity because men have it worse than women! All women are stuck up bitches!

Kaitlyn: Stop being a fucking White Knightess you annoying bitch!
White Knightess by aikorik September 29, 2019

vegas golden knights 

An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.
How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?

knightstable

Cracked servers with extremely gay players. The Gay Life !
Jo! You play on KnightsTable ? Sure i love dicks wanne play with me ?
knightstable by Speedy2M June 10, 2017

The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. 

Knights who formerly said "Ni."
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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