Knighten

The best lover you could ever ask for.Loyal and true and amazing in the sack.Kisses like a celebrity and has a wild sexual side.Loveable and totally cute!The best boyfriend ever.

Megan - "I love me some Knighten."

by [[MeAnTtOsIn]] February 10, 2008

Knighting

When you're done getting a prime blow job. You knight the person who blew you with your penis, by placing your penis on her left shoulder then you move your penis to her right shoulder. You may also use your penis to slap her in the face so she doesn't forget, depends on tradition.

Steve got the best blow job of his life from Sandi that he had to knight her with his penis. Sandi's knighting took place under a full moon beside the castle.

by Mike Pezacouski August 7, 2012

Pink knighting

Female version of a white knight
When a girl is constantly complimenting a guy on his apperance, aesthetics and other commentable things.

Most likely seen on facebook - liking lots of photos, flooding inbox with messages with the title "ur gawjuss <3" liking everyone of his status's and ofcourse getting seriously irate if any other girl dares to give him a compliment, or god forbid, like his new 'single' status.

Edit: desperate attention seeker or cyber stalker.

Lol, she thought you were srs, she won't take crap from anyone speaking badly of me, chick is pink knighting me hard

by CarlJay March 2, 2011

white knighting

In forum parlance, it means rushing to the aid of another poster for whatever reason. An accusation typically reserved for when a poster is being hammered by another poster(s) and the accused leaps in to defend them, usually without thinking things through as to why the person is being attacked.

Poster A: <Says something unfunny>
Poster B: Shut up, douche.
White Knight: Hey, leave him alone. Why are you all ganging up on him?
Poster B: Quite white knighting, douche.

by Boojoorooroo December 31, 2007

Suge Knighted

Verb. Run over by a truck.

Went to get a juicy burger in Compton the other day. Saw some dude get Suge Knighted right in the drive thru.

by motor( . )( . )boat March 28, 2015

Getin Knighted With Cheese

The process in which just seconds before your male partner cums, slaps his cock head on your left mouth cheek, followed by your right mouth cheek, then spurts his cum on your lips, Knighting you with cheese.

As you bow before his glistening saber you are overcome. Filled with the salty taste of fear and excitement you know that from this day forward, your life will never be the same. On your knees as a commoner, you feel the thump of his weighty girth on your left cheek, then right cheek, followsed by the warm spurt across your lips, before you rise, no longer a commoner, but a knight…with cheese! Arise, Knight with Cheese! Getin Knighted With Cheese is an expression of love.

by Shwank The Hobbit June 24, 2011

Knighter

The process in which one tries to deceive another out of money. Knighter's are mainly associated with the trade of narcotics, such as marijuana. Term originally derived from the legendary Matt Knight, who has been known to give the most horrible counts of all.

A knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!

x = Amount of money given to you
y = Amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer

x
--- = y
2


(For an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)

Don't worry son, we don't pull knigters around these parts...

by Printnamehere December 22, 2004