kneus

something your Dutch friends might say when you're being an idiot

You: *does something stupid in front of your Dutch friend*
Dutch friend: "kneus"

kneus by sugoi-stroopwafel May 4, 2015

knesek 

Another name for a lazy fat bitch

Person #1 Where is the opening manager?

Person# 2They are probably in the office being a knesek

knesek by Better friends October 10, 2021

L Knees

Often used when describing the twitch streamer and professional scammer named YourRage. His inability to walk without a wheelchair because of his fragile knees is the source of this terminology.

“Bro take me to the doctor I have too much knee pain”
“AH NAW I THINK YOU HAVE L KNEES LIKE YOURRAGE 💀”

L Knees by Sadashii July 3, 2021

elbows & knees 

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

elbows & knees by jpg3 June 15, 2015

Blowjob knees 

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.

1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"

Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

Bj knees 

Permanent scarring of the knees due to given blow jobs for a prolonged period of time.

You know that girl definitely has bj knees! She has been known for a long time around here as the queen of blow jobs.

Bj knees by lalaloveless June 26, 2016

Red Knees 

A girl will have red knees if she has been giving blowjobs to a lot of guys, or to one guy repeatedly.

"Damn, have you seen Esther. She got them red knees."

"Yeah, her and Johann have been going nonstop."

Red Knees by RedKneesEsther January 21, 2015