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(Pron. negz)
Noun: On a very large person, when the knee and leg appear as one entity. Similar to the "cankle".

"Yuck- look at the knegs on that girl in the shorts!"
"Yuck- look at the knegs on that girl in the shorts!"
Knegs by GrandmaAssUp August 6, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
Another name for a lazy fat bitch
Person #1 Where is the opening manager?

Person# 2They are probably in the office being a knesek
knesek by Better friends October 10, 2021
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Often used when describing the twitch streamer and professional scammer named YourRage. His inability to walk without a wheelchair because of his fragile knees is the source of this terminology.
“Bro take me to the doctor I have too much knee pain”
“AH NAW I THINK YOU HAVE L KNEES LIKE YOURRAGE 💀”
L Knees by Sadashii July 3, 2021
A German Slang Word for a Person that is self centered and Socialy Akward.
Person A, seems like he is a Kneggo.
Kneggo by TheWordDefiner October 21, 2022

elbows & knees 

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.
Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.
elbows & knees by jpg3 June 15, 2015

Blowjob knees 

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

Bj knees 

Permanent scarring of the knees due to given blow jobs for a prolonged period of time.
You know that girl definitely has bj knees! She has been known for a long time around here as the queen of blow jobs.
Bj knees by lalaloveless June 26, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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