A small, annoying, ingorant punk who pisses people off and acts all tough over the phone and computer, but will not bother you in real life because it knows you will kill it. Also a mouse that will follow you around on facebook and comment on everything you do.

That retard is such a knauss.

knauss by nicker bocker rules October 28, 2009

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melania knauss

A FUGLY former model with a face like a Ferrarri. Better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers Donald Trump. Excrutiatingly overrated in looks.

If I had a choice between Melania Knauss and a dead chicken, I'd rather french kiss the dead chicken.

Also, those two will have the UGLIEST children!

melania knauss by fags-in-the-shower July 29, 2008

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klaussexual

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him

Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!

klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020

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klaussexual

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson

Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual

klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020

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KlausSexual

You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.

Caroline: I think I'm in love with Klaus Mikaelson.
Damon: That means your KlausSexual.

KlausSexual by SiredToDamonSalvatore17 December 30, 2020

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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