kluthe

anyone who thinks chris is a bitch

im a kluthe

by chris deuel July 22, 2010

Kluther

A word used to describe a person lacking both sophication and intelect. The word was derived in NEPA primarily Jefferson Twp. and is used in everyday verbal decrepencies with Big Joe.

That Matt Z. what a Kluther. He he had any brains he'd be dangerous.

by Mt.Cobb Militia November 15, 2011

Klutey

A big wet vagina. (Pronounced: Kloo-T)

Three fingers in the Klutey.

by Kluteyyyboy1995 September 5, 2015

Kouther

Kouther is generally recognised by her big hair and even bigger cheesy smile. She can also be recognised by a big paint stain on her school jumper. As a consequence, people sometimes refer to her as the most clumsiest person they've ever met, and they're not wrong. It's a wonder how she survived her art classes.

Happy, bubbly and not afraid to show her face in front of the camera, Kouther will be sure to blow your mind.

"Hey, who's that?"
"That's Kouther."
"I thought so; I heard her laughing from the opposite end of the corridor."

by Vitani February 7, 2010

Klute cushion

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.

Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'

by bilekka111 April 13, 2009

double klutcher

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

by Doishka January 5, 2018

klute

One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.

"Anyone going to klute?"

"No, it's shit."

by OllyB July 6, 2005