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One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.
"Anyone going to klute?"

"No, it's shit."
klute by OllyB July 6, 2005
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Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.
Klute by Pete October 6, 2004
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Klute; slang for a body part that is unique and special to its owner. Rubbing ones klute often gives its owner a tingling sensation.
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter
Ashley: Omgz, my klute is totally rockn today.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.
Klute by JizzleyAnalson January 17, 2011
To have a fetid, disgusting case of herpes around the anus that can only be contracted from ass to ass sex"
"Did you hear about Tim? He got a nasty case of Klute from Sharon"
Klute by Johnw7127 May 1, 2009

Klute cushion 

A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.
Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'
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Knute Hill 

A moderately high and moderately steep hill over which a gravel road is located. On the road at the pinnacle of the hill, many teenagers park their cars, usually at night time, for road parties when there are no house parties or Pender dances scheduled, most commonly during spring, summer, and early autumn months. On the hill teens drink a lot of booze and become very drunk, and the male high school students often try to get a lil' pussy.
"We're going to find Henkins and get a case, then head to Knute Hill. Dyson 'n' Robley are goin' to be there. I think Karlin is headin' there too, with Lisa and Amy. We gonna get so donk!"
Knute Hill by I am p'tainz August 13, 2016

Knute Hill 

A moderately high and moderately steep hill over which a gravel road is located. On the road at the pinnacle of the hill, many teenagers park their cars, usually at night time, for road parties when there are no house parties or Pender dances scheduled, most commonly during spring, summer, and early autumn months. On the hill teens drink a lot of booze and become very drunk, and the male high school students often try to get a lil' pussy.
"We're going to find Henkins and get a case, then head to Knute Hill. Dyson 'n' Robley are goin' to be there. I think Karlin is headin' there too, with Lisa and Amy. We gonna get so donk!"
Knute Hill by I am p'tainz August 13, 2016
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