klosko

overrated. selfish. not capable of team play

"the ice road puckers are all klosko"

by theblades February 11, 2010

Klokov

adjective. 1. epic, but more.

verb. 1. to be epic (esp. in lifting massive weights over one's head in a quick and efficient manner) but more.

adjective. Used in sentence: Klokov is klokov.

verb. "Amber will klokov the barbell when she gets back to the platform.

by cdutychad January 2, 2012

Klosk

A cool guy from Southside Oxnard.

Guy: Who are you?
Klosk: Klosk
Guy: Oh shit! I'm talking to Klosk!

by Gregoryroberts October 18, 2008

kloska

A stupid last name of fucking awesome german people. Kloska's usually give free rimjobs and love it in the ass but are not gay.

"you are such a kloska!"

by soccerpro006 December 16, 2011

Klockow

the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.

Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!

by posiden 2 June 11, 2009

koskos

Koskos is something you use when you care for someone very much. Koskos is from the norwegian word kos. That means cosy, cute and so on.

how are u today, koskos.

by Heinzor November 24, 2006

Riley Klosky

Next Mother Teresa but doesn't look like an old crown and is waayy worse

I wish I were Riley Klosky

by William R. Johnson February 20, 2019