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adjective. 1. epic, but more.

verb. 1. to be epic (esp. in lifting massive weights over one's head in a quick and efficient manner) but more.
adjective. Used in sentence: Klokov is klokov.

verb. "Amber will klokov the barbell when she gets back to the platform.
Klokov by cdutychad January 2, 2012
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Guy: Who are you?
Klosk: Klosk
Guy: Oh shit! I'm talking to Klosk!
Klosk by Gregoryroberts October 18, 2008
A stupid last name of fucking awesome german people. Kloska's usually give free rimjobs and love it in the ass but are not gay.
"you are such a kloska!"
kloska by soccerpro006 December 16, 2011
the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.
Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!
Klockow by posiden 2 June 11, 2009
Koskos is something you use when you care for someone very much. Koskos is from the norwegian word kos. That means cosy, cute and so on.
how are u today, koskos.
koskos by Heinzor November 24, 2006

Riley Klosky 

Next Mother Teresa but doesn't look like an old crown and is waayy worse
I wish I were Riley Klosky
Riley Klosky by William R. Johnson February 20, 2019