klockowed

the process of becoming overly obese by being forced to eat nothing but dicks.

i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.

klockowed by posiden 2 June 16, 2009

Klockow

the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.

Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!

Klockow by posiden 2 June 11, 2009

klucklowed 

when falling over or embarassing yourself this can be defined as being klucklowed

you just got klucklowed by that black bouncer jordan

klucklowed by lgs2010 January 13, 2010