kloska
A stupid last name of fucking awesome german people. Kloska's usually give free rimjobs and love it in the ass but are not gay.
kloska by soccerpro006 December 16, 2011
Koskalak
It's a persian slang means fooling around and wasting time.
kos: pussy; vagina
kalak: deceit; ruse ; trick ; wile
koskalak: fooling around.
kos: pussy; vagina
kalak: deceit; ruse ; trick ; wile
koskalak: fooling around.
Koskalak by Golden Dool August 1, 2018
Klosk
Klosk by Gregoryroberts October 18, 2008
klokateer
a fan of dethklok willing to die for the band, their favorite shows usually include metalocalypse and home movies. klokateers will usually have a dethklok cog tatooed on the back of their neck. some wear hoods with eye holes and a sleevless tanktop which looks of that of a executioner their favorite band is dethklok and ONLY dethklok, some like the side projects like planet piss, snakes n' barrels, and skwisgaars solo song "crush my battle opponents balls." klokateers are compared to maggot and fiends.
Klokalie
Klokalie by Courtsterr&stephsterr July 24, 2010
kluska
kluska by buttbutt22 September 29, 2017
Riley Klosky
Riley Klosky by William R. Johnson February 20, 2019
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