Klockow

the process of becoming overly obese by eating nothing but dicks.

Boy 1:dude, did you see that chick?
Boy 2: yea, she looks like a total klockow!

Klockow by posiden 2 June 11, 2009

klockowed

the process of becoming overly obese by being forced to eat nothing but dicks.

i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.

klockowed by posiden 2 June 16, 2009

Klockwork 

In the game World of Warcraft: when a player kills them self with shadow word death even after being told to be careful not to do so.

Holy shit, did Shady just pull a fucking klockwork on us?

Klockwork by Mr. Cheezefry August 20, 2011