Klob 

v. To annoy, bother, or otherwise.

I klobbed your mom last night.

Klob by JenJay December 17, 2004

klob 

a know-it-all bastard who does not hide the fact that he/she feels superior to the rest of the world.

i want to eat teh crap out of that klob.

klob by credkim November 21, 2004

Klob 

A dinosaur that prefers to eat pizza's, namely pizza's that are used, also prefers to put insert those pizza's into his anus to reach orgasm..

"Get that out of your arse Klob"

Klob by Kott May 14, 2008

Klob 

The most awesome person to ever exist ever.
Also the name of a small triangle shaped creature created in primary school in 2001.

1. Dang I wish I was more like klob he's so great.

2. Guy: Wow what's that Rad looking triangle creature called?
Guy2: That my good sir is a Klob.

Klob by Klobking May 23, 2008

Klob 

Awesome, cool asf, interesting

That shits klob asf

Klob by pumpkinpie69 October 6, 2021

Klob 

Noun: A klob, or k-lob (klan lobbyist) is the shorthand term often used for folks that actively lobby and try to assert klan or other white supremacist/nazi ideals.

Dude, at first I thought my neighbor Kecia was just an idiot boomer until I realized she was also a racist klob. She was literally trying to tell us why slavery wasn't that bad.

Klob by The_Mark July 26, 2021

klobb 

A Soviet gun designed specifically to miss its target.

Chad proceeded to be owned by the slap after firing two clips from his Klobb.

klobb by Brad Avery April 18, 2004