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"Kloning" is to over exaggerate a pout, push your lips as far out of your mouth as possible, as a pose for a photo.

"Klone" is a work used for a over exaggerated pout.
Boy 1: Man. You look like a C**T in that pic.
Boy 2: Yeh im Kloning.

Boy 1: Dude I took a picture and im doing a Klone.
Boy 2: You look like a C**T.
Kloning by Milkman. iRep Spoonerz September 30, 2007
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(verb) the action of completely ghosting someone or a group
Vince made sure that he wouldn’t be klyning anyone by moving away
Klyning by Hickson42 July 4, 2018
Flirting with or hitting on your good friend's very serious girlfriend. Named after "Koon" of youtube fame. Kooning is often made possible when the boyfriend is away and the girlfriend shows pity for the kooning boy which is misinterpretted by the desperate despicable kooner as affection. Kooning is not cheating because the girlfriend is very pleased with her current boyfriend which just makes kooning all the more despicable.
"Did you see Alex kooning last night? If Nick knew he would beat the shit out of him!"

"How can you respect anyone who koons as much as he does? Doesn't he realize he doesn't have a chance?"
Kooning by Bob321 March 19, 2007

Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.
Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning
Plo Kooning by GJVD July 18, 2009

klonking 

grinding in the nude
"Last night me and my girlfriend were klonking, and her dad came in."
klonking by tysk8s July 1, 2014
Having two drinks at once.
"ah damn girl, you knoning over there alone.?"
knoning by humpdaddy37 April 5, 2016

Le Koning 

King in Dutch. Never knew she would end up in Australia. Grew up not doing it her way because it wouldn’t be as good
Le Koning by Le Koning November 10, 2017
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