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a white German name, meaning powerful and pure. Usually pertains to someone that is too nice for words, but whose anger can change him dramatically, especially when alcohol is around.
last night i met this totally sweet boy, he said his name was Mr. Kletke, but then he started drinking and he got really angry. total turn off.
kletke by youngklet March 18, 2011
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Klenkers 

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.
You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...
Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011
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Klete Keller 

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.
Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

kleakers 

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.
Last night's victim had kleakers
kleakers by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018
Large, foul smelling piece of human excrement.
While on the job, Steve drops a massive klenke twice a day. There is nothing better than getting paid to make a klenke.
klenke by dantheproduceman October 18, 2011

kletterschnecken 

Dude, check out the Kletterschnecke whipping up that crux!

Plural: Kletterschnecken
kletterschnecken by tribeofman March 29, 2003
To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.
I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.
klecker by Tugbo November 16, 2006
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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