kletke

a white German name, meaning powerful and pure. Usually pertains to someone that is too nice for words, but whose anger can change him dramatically, especially when alcohol is around.

last night i met this totally sweet boy, he said his name was Mr. Kletke, but then he started drinking and he got really angry. total turn off.

by youngklet March 18, 2011

Klenkers

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011

Klete Keller

A US Olympic swimmer from 2000, 2004, and 2008 who ran down Ian Thorpe in Athens on the 800 free relay. And has multiple Olympic medals and also decided to ruin his reputation by storming the US Capitol along with other incompetent people.

Klete Keller has managed to one up both Ryan Lochte and Connor Dwyer in being very stupid.

by S/he’s just a friend January 12, 2021

kleakers

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

klenke

Large, foul smelling piece of human excrement.

While on the job, Steve drops a massive klenke twice a day. There is nothing better than getting paid to make a klenke.

by dantheproduceman October 18, 2011

kletterschnecken

"hot rock climbing chick"

Dude, check out the Kletterschnecke whipping up that crux!

Plural: Kletterschnecken

by tribeofman March 29, 2003

klecker

To help out a buddy get two or more girls in one night. To provide lies and deception and take down the fat ugly chick friends.

I was trying to hook with two different girls one night and had a hard time chooseing which one, when my buddy said he was willing to do a klecker for me, Nice.

by Tugbo November 16, 2006