kleinhenz

HUGE GIANT DICK

Aden kleinhenz

by Kleinhenz February 12, 2019

kleinsen

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.

Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it

by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018

kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

kleinmen

Little Man. Small. Petit.

Man that shit in that dudes pants was definatly a Kleinman.

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

kleinmen

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead

That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.

by Michael May 10, 2003

kleinmen

An old prof who is a joke to acadamia.

by John Deo May 12, 2003

kleinmen

1. n. person lacking ability, usually intellectual. 2. n. see fuddy-duddy 3. adj. harmless or otherwise ineffectual, with the connotation of impotence and stupidity. 4. see dumbass

That guy was such a kleinman, I'm not surprised he went to A&M; a kleinman is not good for much more than chasing cows. Man, aint Bob Dole a kleinman in that studpid viagra commercial

by Anonymous May 17, 2003