kleinmen

Little Man. Small. Petit.

Man that shit in that dudes pants was definatly a Kleinman.

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

kleinmen

1. an asshole who everyone hates.
2. Someone that is better off dead

That frat boy is such a kleinmen he put ghb into that girls drink.

by Michael May 10, 2003

kleinmen

An old prof who is a joke to acadamia.

by John Deo May 12, 2003

kleinmen

1. n. person lacking ability, usually intellectual. 2. n. see fuddy-duddy 3. adj. harmless or otherwise ineffectual, with the connotation of impotence and stupidity. 4. see dumbass

That guy was such a kleinman, I'm not surprised he went to A&M; a kleinman is not good for much more than chasing cows. Man, aint Bob Dole a kleinman in that studpid viagra commercial

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

kleinmen

Evil cohort of Drummond.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018