kleinhaus 

where Mr.bird rules

you can find jerry in room 101 kleinhaus

kleinhaus by xiaocha0806 March 11, 2024

kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

kleinhandler by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

kleinsasser 

The greatest football player to have ever lived. He plays TE/FB for the Vikings. If the Vikings coaches had any brains at all they would make him part of every play (either main blocker, runner, or receiver), make him their kicker, and put him on defense. they wouldnt need him to be their punter.

Jim Kleinsasser just scored another touchdown

kleinsasser by Mattalonsas July 8, 2004

Kleinsasser 

When something is promised to get done, that should take a short amount of time, but takes an undefined amount of time and never comes.

Amy: "When are we getting new tape guns?"
Johnny: "Oh, don't expect that to get done anytime soon, that'll take a Kleinsasser"

Kleinsasser by wishtap August 19, 2021

kleinhaslaching 

To have extremly bad Internet

Bro your Internet is so Slow you are Kleinhaslaching

kleinhaslaching by Lool_Cheesecake April 28, 2020

Marnus Kleynhans 

It is a place where drug addicts go to meet dealers and later on use the substanc they bought.

Anton: Hey man, do you want to go to the Marnus Kleynhans I feel like I need my fix

Marnus Kleynhans by LilSqueezy September 21, 2017