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kleinhaus by xiaocha0806 March 11, 2024

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kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

kleinhandler by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

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kleinsasser

The greatest football player to have ever lived. He plays TE/FB for the Vikings. If the Vikings coaches had any brains at all they would make him part of every play (either main blocker, runner, or receiver), make him their kicker, and put him on defense. they wouldnt need him to be their punter.

Jim Kleinsasser just scored another touchdown

kleinsasser by Mattalonsas July 8, 2004

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Kleinsasser

When something is promised to get done, that should take a short amount of time, but takes an undefined amount of time and never comes.

Amy: "When are we getting new tape guns?"
Johnny: "Oh, don't expect that to get done anytime soon, that'll take a Kleinsasser"

Kleinsasser by wishtap August 19, 2021

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kleinhaslaching

To have extremly bad Internet

Bro your Internet is so Slow you are Kleinhaslaching

kleinhaslaching by Lool_Cheesecake April 28, 2020

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Marnus Kleynhans

It is a place where drug addicts go to meet dealers and later on use the substanc they bought.

Anton: Hey man, do you want to go to the Marnus Kleynhans I feel like I need my fix

Marnus Kleynhans by LilSqueezy September 21, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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