kleinhaus

where Mr.bird rules

you can find jerry in room 101 kleinhaus

by xiaocha0806 March 11, 2024

kleinhandler

A kind of potato that is typically bought for for ur grandma's birthday

Grandkid: Look at the wonderful gift I bought u!
Grandma: It's beautiful? *she accutally hates it and thinks it's ugly and annoying and gross* what is it?!?!
Grandkid: It's a Kleinhandler!
Grandma: Ew

by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017

kleinsasser

The greatest football player to have ever lived. He plays TE/FB for the Vikings. If the Vikings coaches had any brains at all they would make him part of every play (either main blocker, runner, or receiver), make him their kicker, and put him on defense. they wouldnt need him to be their punter.

Jim Kleinsasser just scored another touchdown

by Mattalonsas July 8, 2004

Kleinsasser

When something is promised to get done, that should take a short amount of time, but takes an undefined amount of time and never comes.

Amy: "When are we getting new tape guns?"
Johnny: "Oh, don't expect that to get done anytime soon, that'll take a Kleinsasser"

by wishtap August 19, 2021

kleinhaslaching

To have extremly bad Internet

Bro your Internet is so Slow you are Kleinhaslaching

by Lool_Cheesecake April 28, 2020

Marnus Kleynhans

It is a place where drug addicts go to meet dealers and later on use the substanc they bought.

Anton: Hey man, do you want to go to the Marnus Kleynhans I feel like I need my fix

by LilSqueezy September 21, 2017