The greatest football player to have ever lived. He plays TE/FB for the Vikings. If the Vikings coaches had any brains at all they would make him part of every play (either main blocker, runner, or receiver), make him their kicker, and put him on defense. they wouldnt need him to be their punter.
by Mattalonsas July 9, 2004
When something is promised to get done, that should take a short amount of time, but takes an undefined amount of time and never comes.
Amy: "When are we getting new tape guns?"
Johnny: "Oh, don't expect that to get done anytime soon, that'll take a Kleinsasser"
Johnny: "Oh, don't expect that to get done anytime soon, that'll take a Kleinsasser"
by wishtap August 19, 2021