A big discord pedophile whom of which hacks an egg game and simps for all girls under the age of 16. Additionally, very fat and may or may not be in a homosexualrelationship with a wirey Canadian named Capalot
The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.
Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.