kleeman

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

Kleiman

A genius.

He's a regular Kleiman.

by Helping fellow October 18, 2008

keeman

Means "Come On". Mostly used when celebrating something or are excited. Mostly used by Scottish.

My mom just gave me 20 pound. Keeman!

by PussyDestroyer2008 June 26, 2016

Tristan Kleemann

A German male who is quite fond of the sport "Tennis". He also enjoys tea and crumpets while stuffing down an enjoyable steak sandwich that was made by his father. He also has a great grandfather who happens to be a nazi and a great-great-grandfather who was a Chinese emperor. He is known to sleep around with several men such as Aidan Maughan, Alexander Prodromidis, and Henry Starr (H).

Tristan Kleemann requested to passionately kiss me on the mouth and then proceed to make sweet love

by Fungles November 22, 2021

Kleemin

The pus-like secretion from a woman's infected vagina

Geoffrey was going to go down on his hooker until he saw and smelled the kleemin coming from her vagina.

by Seth MacFarlane November 24, 2010

kleemin

"The worlds hottest new curse word. Kleemin. We'll tell you what it means after this." Said Tom Tucker on the popular animated fox television show Family GuyTM. It was never said on the show the true definition of the word is some people believe it is a word that is used to curse at insane people however this has not been proofed. Curently the word can be used for any time you want to swear for instance "Goto kleemin you kleemin kleemin." is an acceptable sentance.

"You're such a kleemin."
"Go kleemin yourself."
"Kleemin."
"You kleemin."
"I'm gonna kick you kleemin."

by The Isbey August 15, 2006