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The pus-like secretion from a woman's infected vagina
Geoffrey was going to go down on his hooker until he saw and smelled the kleemin coming from her vagina.
Kleemin by Seth MacFarlane November 24, 2010
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"The worlds hottest new curse word. Kleemin. We'll tell you what it means after this." Said Tom Tucker on the popular animated fox television show Family GuyTM. It was never said on the show the true definition of the word is some people believe it is a word that is used to curse at insane people however this has not been proofed. Curently the word can be used for any time you want to swear for instance "Goto kleemin you kleemin kleemin." is an acceptable sentance.
"You're such a kleemin."
"Go kleemin yourself."
"Kleemin."
"You kleemin."
"I'm gonna kick you kleemin."
kleemin by The Isbey August 15, 2006
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The reproductive organs of a female platypus.
"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."
kleeman by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle
Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!
Kleebinshmurger by Xaire December 29, 2018

Kleeving 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch
What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!
Kleeving by Boy in Red July 21, 2008

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

kleemitude 

the attitude of kleem; having the kleem mindset; the mantra of attracting beautiful friends
My friend and I went out to the bar with the right kleemitude, so we ended up each taking back a chick.
kleemitude by The Kleemer August 14, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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