He is the most handsomest man you can meet. He can always make your day. He is a fun energetic man. He is just a tad weird. He will make a lot of girls blush. He's also very sweet
An amazing person all around. Someone who you know you can trust with anything you tell him. Amazing kissers and will do anything to please you. If you are ever lucky enough to be loved by a klayton, hold on to him and never let him go. If you do let him go, you may never get him back. He will be true to you and love you forever. They are quick to move on, because they know they deserve the best. Klaytons are funny, smart, attractive, and sincere people. Gorgeous eyes, soft lips and a killer smile.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!