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He is the most handsomest man you can meet. He can always make your day. He is a fun energetic man. He is just a tad weird. He will make a lot of girls blush. He's also very sweet
1. OMG have you had klayson text you before?
klayson by Whitepower792 June 3, 2017
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An indominable Colonel.

Etyomology: The removal of the superfluous syllable "bat;" a bastardization of a bastardization of Greek
And when Klamson isn't around, everyone else should be asking, "Where's Klamson?"
Klamson by Moony December 17, 2004
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An amazing person all around. Someone who you know you can trust with anything you tell him. Amazing kissers and will do anything to please you. If you are ever lucky enough to be loved by a klayton, hold on to him and never let him go. If you do let him go, you may never get him back. He will be true to you and love you forever. They are quick to move on, because they know they deserve the best. Klaytons are funny, smart, attractive, and sincere people. Gorgeous eyes, soft lips and a killer smile.
love lips eyes klayton
klayton by liltolate February 6, 2010

eh klayon duh? 

the way ignant foo's ask for someone when calling on the telephone; this happens most often when the call originates in the ghetto
person 1: Hello?
person 2: eh klayon duh?
person 1: I think you have the wrong number, sir.
person 2: naw, he duh!
1: boy name meaning strong believer who never gives up on things and works their hardest.

2: a guy named Jayson accidentally called Kayson
3: boy that loves nature and climbing trees and exploring the great out doors
Person: why is Kayson always climbing trees?
Person 2: cause he is a wild child
Kayson by Tree of holes July 15, 2016

Klayton Scott 

Music artist who has been the genius behind Circle of Dust and now writes and plays all of the music for his new musical outfit, Celldweller.
Klayton Scott by David Fletcher March 15, 2005
Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors.
Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, and surely I would know if you were.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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